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: hajiomatic wrote in shitty_advice; November 12th, 6:47

I had Steamship round on Tuesday night, Wed I had steak and fried shrimp.
My cholesterol is now through the roof.
HOW do I quickly lower my LDL and raise my HDL so I won't croak out with another heart attack?

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: djmadadam wrote in shitty_advice; November 11th, 13:07

My partner says that I hog the bed. I think he's exaggerating, but do you have any suggestions on how to remedy this situation?

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: hajiomatic wrote in shitty_advice; November 11th, 17:08

Where can I find a Veteran to hug?

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: rootwalla wrote in ontd_ffa; November 10th, 17:21

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I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry

: xitsnikkiii wrote in ontd_ffa; November 10th, 20:14

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FUCK, MARRY or KILL THE YANKEES EDITION

: blackbritt4eva wrote in ontd_ffa; November 9th, 18:58

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Take this job and...

: earthlingmike wrote in shitty_advice; November 9th, 17:00

Today I gave my job notice that they're going to have to figure out how to exist without me in the near future. But I'm still not 100% certain that quitting is the best decision. What should I do?

What should I Say To my Wtich of an Aunt?

: shadowyphantom wrote in shitty_advice; November 9th, 14:11

Current Location:: School

Current Mood:: naughty

Current Music:: I May Hate You Sometimes - The Posies

Dear Responders of Questions Who Cannot Answer Worth A Shit,

Thanksgiving and Christmas are coming up, and this means family togetherness (at the expense of the family's mental health).

My Aunt Brenda has been a complete nutter this year ("attacking" my mother, verbally torturing my grandmother with the slight chance of my aunt beating her physically, alienating herself from every other person in my family by screaming at them) - what should I say to her in either a Thanksgiving card or a Christmas card in order to show my magnanimity?

Cheers!

shadowyphantom

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: holdmedownxx wrote in ontd_ffa; November 9th, 9:20

Current Mood:: tired

Current Music:: Chamillionaire - Good Morning | Powered by Last.fm

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: beaddddddsss wrote in ontd_ffa; November 9th, 12:00

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fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much!

: dagma wrote in radioheadlolz; November 9th, 19:29

hello folks! I bet this must have already showed up somewhere on here, but still can't help posting.

I'm utterly in love.

Tags: c'mon let's twist again, i'm a creep, it don't mean a thing if it ain't got th, not drinking too much, richard cheesecake, whistle solo, you go to my head

"We're FROM Radiohead." IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY?

: rng wrote in radioheadlolz; November 8th, 19:26

Lol, they are so dumb sometimes.
ANYONE ELSE HAVE SOME MOMENTS OF FALTERING GENIUS?

(1:50 - This is how Thom expresses embarrassment?)

EDIT: Found this lolarious thing on Tumblr just now (by Last-Flowers):

I've met a boy months ago because we both love reading Cheesecake; for some strange reason I've always assumed he was gay, but today he suddenly came up with "No, I like girls it's just that if there's one man I'd go gay for, that's Jonny"
OH MY GOD.

I think I’ve found the man of my life.

Where have you been all this time?

Tags: so dumb, wadiohead

Name my cat please!

: biffish wrote in shitty_advice; November 7th, 22:46

Hi poops,

I have just adopted a 12 year old long haired cat from a local shelter. He has brown/black tiger markings with a white chest and white feet. What should I name him?

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: bucketofpuke wrote in shitty_advice; November 7th, 16:13

Dear Shitsters,

I have to take my sister to a concert that is going to be full of scene kids, because she is too shy to do go by herself. I like some of the songs the band has, but overall I am not too pleased. What should I do to pass the time?